DAY 8

Yeah good people the new year is here and all the resolutions have been made and I know 90% of them broken or carried forward to next year. Me I make no resolutions as I have made so many and kind of broken them all so for me they are no more resolutions apart from trying and breaking the ones that have not been done away with arleady.
The year have started well for me and for that its a big up to God and his angels, Apart from the usual office headaches things are looking up and as usual money is in short supply I think i should make one resolution and start a piggy bank to cater for christmas spending as this is one area that I suck I have tried loosing my ATM but it finds its way back in my hands and at the most tempting of moments at that it seems like its a consiparcy to make me suffer in january, but I am pulling through.
One thing that I have decided to do is update this space at least once everyday and I intend to keep that among my priorities. Check back later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAY 8

Yeah good people the new year is here and all the resolutions have been made and I know 90% of them broken or carried forward to next year. Me I make no resolutions as I have made so many and kind of broken them all so for me they are no more resolutions apart from trying and breaking the ones that have not been done away with arleady.
The year have started well for me and for that its a big up to God and his angels, Apart from the usual office headaches things are looking up and as usual money is in short supply I think i should make one resolution and start a piggy bank to cater for chrimas spending as this is one area that I suck I have tried loosing my ATM but it finds its way back in my hands and at the most tempting of moments at that it seems like its a consiparcy to make me suffer in january, but I am pulling through.
One thing that I have decided to do is update this space at least once everyday and I intend to keep that among my priorities. Check back later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Holiday season is here with us and this opportunity is to wish all HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A SUCCESSFUL YEAR 2007. HO HO HO HO HO!
May the KBW spirit shine on!

whole day!

Ok in 20 minutes I will be out of this place but now what do i do with myself for five whole days? yeah you heard me right five days talk of christmas in october this is it.
Anyway wish you all a blast this weekend and just take care.
happy Kenyatta day!

I WANT NOW!

Been having some imagined or real hard times and it shows at the things that have been neglected of late one being this place and still i know better days are coming but why do they still have to be coming,when they should have been here like last month?

I AM NOT MY JOB

STARTED OFF WITH SOME WEIRD POST BUT REALIZED THAT MY ANGER IS DIRECTED AT MY JOB! SO HERE TO GIVE ME AND ALL THOSE INDECISIVE PEOPLE OUT THERE HOPE AND THE MUCH NEEDED BOOST.

“YOUR JOB IS NOT YOUR CAREER. TOO OFTEN WE THINK OF OUR JOBS AND OUR CAREERS AS BEING THE SAME THING. THEY ARE NOT! JOBS ARE GIVEN AND JOBS ARE TAKEN AWAY – OFTEN BY FORCE BEYOND OUR CONTROL. BUT YOUR CAREER BELONGS TO YOU. YOU GET TO DECIDE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT: WHERE YOU GO,WHAT YOU DO,WHOM YOU WORK WITH. DON’T HESITATE TO SPEND REAL TIME - SIX MONTHS A YEAR FIGURING OUT YOUR CAREER TRAJECTORY.

IT IS THE BEST INVESTMENT YOU WILL EVER MAKE"

(SOURCE NIMESAHAU).

Empty Kabisa.

no drive, just no nothing, why? dont know.

HAD TO BE TAGGED

bout this tagging biz the rules:
*Post six weird facts/habits about yourself. These cannot be used against you later on.
*At the bottom name the six people you will tag next.
*Leave them a comment to let them know they’ve been tagged and to read your blog.

yeah had to be tagged by sands. now here it goes

1. Have a passion for privacy am very private which at times is construed to shyness but for real once i open up there's no shutting up just ask the web spinner.
2. am a near perfectionist every thing have to be where it should be at all times usually spends more time at the office attending to detail. cant stand any half done job whatever the circumstances. I believe that once you start on something give it your best.
3. I can read anything anytime anywhere used to even read while walking but had to stop. results in so much info, can trade everything for good reading material.
4. Been known to burn fuses easily from nowhere or nothing major that says have no patience with most things and people thus have had my fair share of run ins with almost everyone i have interacted with from time to time.
5. Royal in a way will frequent some joint or place so much will be construed to be a stalker
6. Madly in love with my family everyone of them would die for them in an instant then complain later.

well that's it done my part though not revealing as there is not much to reveal.
tags everyone who have not been tagged

WICKED

waking up to the fact that am blankly labelled a stalker by of all people one whose past time involves spinning webs from his rear as he watches some re-runs of kisulisuli and Tausi,never thought that the day was so much in its third trimester ready to let out whatever it has been lobouring to carry, so early in the morning.
Now my attention has been brought to the fact that I caused some serious trouble at work between the directors. This place is so near bursting right now cant wait for day to end.
spare a brother some thought.

OF MOVING HOUSES

Finally this weekend managed to move houses to a better(read better at the same price) and by the way this can be one hell of an activity. Never stopped marvelling at the amont of junk we pick along as we go day by day.If I remember well i left my parents place with barery anything as i moved out all those years back but jeez now to change houses i need some 7 ton lorry to make the switch.The neighbourhood looks ok and the best thing is that i have enough space to enable my kids play outside(To imagine that they almost turned yellow with all the kaeni ndani ya nyumba vibe) the other good thing is that not many of my friends(infact none) knows where the place is so for the next few days its maximum privacy and this reminds me that i will have to vet whoever i will let in on the location of my new digs, as I have been messed up already by the so called friends as they tend to drop by "just to say hello" why dont you just call and say hello! then i will be able to tell you "siko home".
one disadvantge of moving houses is that you got still to let your family know where you are staying and the worst part is giving directions and for the better part of today i'v been trying to direct my small bro on how to get there and so far after like 10 calls all he can see is nothing! but i dont fault him since in kenya we dont have address on the doors or something so guess I will have to go on using my money to call him and give him directions after every two minutes(did I mention that I have to call him as all his phone manages to do is send those irritating messages of "please call me - Thank you" got to have one that says "No please why don't you call instead"
or better still the phone disables automatically when you no longer have talk time.

But Do I Say.

Funny how this small deed makes me feel smart . I have just managed to change the look in this here page, Though some of the info have been ommited it will all be brought in once i figure out how.Let me know what you think about it. (Believe me this is one hell of an achievement for me, that is!)

just for fun.

had to let all in on this though the credit goes to karengata and one Nick russel. just enjoy.

Oh pity the plight of poor Nick Russell
His finger’s stuck to his love-muscle.
It came about, as these things do,
By carelessness with SuperGlue.

While trying to fix the kitchen sink
He took a leak; he didn’t think
Some misanthropic drop would linger
And so attach his index finger.

But there it was, quite firmly stuck to.
“What a piece of rotten luck to
Bare for all the world to ogle
My self-adhesived Willie-Woggle”.

The doctors gave no hope of ease.
In fact, they all began to tease
Poor Nick and asked him with a giggle
To hold it still and not to wiggle
While they examined it at length
Then held him down with all their strength
And tugged and pulled and reached decision
- Perform a total circumcision.

“No time to lose, no time to linger.
What’s it to be - your friend or finger?”
They cried, and in unhidden glee
Prepared the limbs for surgery.

“Oh no,” cried Nick, extremely worried,
And from the surgery he scurried,
“I will not lose my digit and
I’ll keep my thingy in my hand.”

So if one day you should by chance
Meet Nick with one hand in his pants,
The lesson’s clear; whate’er you do,
Don’t piss around with SuperGlue.

Copyright Nick Russell, Nairobi, June 2005

OVERWORKED UNDERPAID.

Had to delete my previous post after i realized tha the only thing iam trying to put across is wht do you do when you realize that you are being underpaid for all the mountain of duties assigned to you? Realized this in a job interview when asked to describe my normal day in the office and the interviewer had to get me to stop as I had such an impressive array of responsibilities the guy developed cold feet for how do you peg a salary of a person who undertakes the work of at least three employees?
Resolution looking for a better paying job with limited work load, for the way I am going my family will be left suffering as I have no time to even jienjoy with my two lovely daughters (Yeah i had to say it)
Anyone with suggestions?

KEEP THE SLATE CLEAN.

For a shiny butt use ass grater toilet rolls coming soon in some store near you. Bulk orders encouraged.

NB:photo credits note mine.

IF ONLY.

If only i could lay my hands on one of this some kumbaff would get it.

Michuki aka Colonial D.O.

Apparently old habits die hard but to cling on to them for forty plus years is just too much. Michuki has this notion that he can lord over the people of Kenya and get away with it. News Mr Michuki we are no longer the country where we used to lie low, You may be enjoying power and unprecedented clout in your present time but do not forget that you are the product of continued years of oppressing the masses right from your years as acolonial D.O. as one Muite rightly put it. and needless to say you had perfected the art of intimidation right up to the time you succeeded in enforcing the michuki laws in the transport sector.
yeah give it to you you had our support since for once you were fightig for the masses and since the poor who use the public transport system were the beneficialies(sp) we were ganged up against those who opposed you, but old man do not not even for one minute think that your fight against the press will succeed.
stiffle everything but do not dare touch the fourth estate for beware as the pen is mighter than the sword!
LDP has waken up to the rude realisation that the suppossedly spouse is threatening to devorce even before the nion have been consumated! The feeling must be one of shock and disturbing to the Odinga outfit for that is basically what it is. This guys chest thump youd think each holds multiple voters cards now that Kanu have bolted from the stable the party is left with no partner to forster the ODM dream. and kudos to Kanu but a word of advice play hard to get but not to the extent of making the suitor loose interest or rather do not ringa so much the interest may wane with time and putting it mildly none of you cabn go it alone.
BARCA!
Everyone knew it save for the gooners fans.
Everyone save for the gooners fans.
Everyone wanted it save for the gooners fans
Everyone was happy save for the gooners fans
And to think that they haboured the hopes of being champions my foot those people can ruin the reputation of a good game and to have thot they could even run away with it shame on you!
Lesson learnt is walk crawl before you walk save alone run.
Finally as has been the case ARSENAL LOST BRILLIANTLY.

WHAT THE HELL IS............

Even before i start on this i know i am trending on rather slippery grounds but what the heck!.

Finnally good old( really) one wife of ngilu has done it again (what? ) Shes become passionate which is her only mistake in politics see she does not think her constiunts have smokers neither does she think that those kenyans she would want to veote her in as president are inclusve of smokers.
Ati she wants smoking to be put on hold in public places! where are you really in some private place? guess we are to start seeing billows of smoke emanating from the so called private places and eventually get to private skies and so on.
you may have realized by now that i am a smoker not by default but by choice what the heck each one of us have one or more negative habits that make us fall under the defination of men and women. My smoking or lack of does not make me healthy you docs out there let me know if you are all treating smokers and no other cases are ever brought to you.
this one as many of the current gova's policies laws and so on comes as a cropper from the word go. cant wait to be produced in court with some cigarrette stub as evidence of having been smoking in public.
what if i smoke dont come near me ihave no responsibility regarding you keep your distance and we assume that the fire in your shags does emit no smoke.
ati we dont smoke in public places rubbish which is the public place/ shame on you that the only amenity you can classify as a public place is your local bus stage cause honestly where else would you be in public for the sake of being in public.
the economics behind this stink where will the same gava get the short fall of revenue from this action.
my human rights are also being violated namely the right to make my choice in what i partake after all if i were to chew the tobacco or get wrapped in it is my choice but for now i smoke it.
w cant even enforce the laws on the alcoblow thing what makes them think this will succeed?
WTF let them try us we are eagerly waiting for the deadline so that we can start counting the deadline to the directives demise.
ati smoking kills so do cars, food, sex, drugs,alcohol,cold,water,sun,ropes,fire,and basically almost everything so every thing we get should have the caption that "THIS BURGER MAY KILL YOU!"The gava's vehicles should have this sticker"THIS VEHICLE MAY KILL YOU' what the heck lets all have labels that say "THIS HUSBAND/WIFE MAY KILL YOU" REALLY EVERYTHING CAN KILL

Back After Some pretty Long Hiatus.

Hello one and all, as its evident but for the sakes of those who didnt notice (not that it matters ) I was silent for some time due to unavoidable circumstances but as for now i am on back for how long i dont know. the thing is that my connection was down due to some issues beyond my control but now things seems to be ok.
I am still trying to catch up on all the debates that have been going on and man do you people blog! I t feels like the first time I am blogging am so left behind and will take some time to catch up. So if any one has suggestions on where to start or what to look at first please do feel free to air them thanks.
Will be hearing from me sooN.

SOME HAPPY BELATED MOTHERS DAY WE ARE WHO WE ARE BECAUSE OF WHO YOU ARE. THANKS MAMA

ARGHH

MY CONNECTION IS TOO SLOW TODAY AND SINSE I FEEL THAT I MUST TOUCH DOWN BEFORE I BREAK FOR THE WEEKEND SINCE KESHO ITS NATIONAL PRAYER DAY CAN SOMEONE HELP ON WAYS TO INCREASE THE SPEED OF THIS F***ED MACHINE?

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